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16 February 2010

+ in all seriousness.

GutenTag Foxies.


Just a cheeky blog as I really should be reading 1984 instead of dictating meaningless thoughts to an audience of, really no one. 


Right, this really just concerns everything serious, deep and meaningful on the internet. 
It shouldn't be on there. This includes the all too frequent break up status's, the beyond cheesy love poems, quotes, songs, the "I LOVE ____ SO MUCH!!" updates, the 'odes' to their lover - get it off the internet. It's vile. I'm almost certain the random you met three saturdays ago you added on Facebook isn't going to 'like' how you love miss 'x' to the moon and back. After seeing a page full of a succession of mushy love devoted status updates and messages, he'll abandon the friendship. 
Also coming under the umbrella of seriousness is of course death. 
I recognize it's horrible and sad but hear out my logic. 
You respect them. You want to make that clear. You post up a devotion to them. 
But somehow, they think that they deserve an RIP GREAT AUNT ETHEL following their name on MSN Messenger? When I die, and if MSNMessenger is still around I certainly hope that hasn't become a cultural tradition replacing burials and funerals. 
Then there are the song quotes. The obscure, occasionally rhyming, three liners that rarely make sense out of context and are generally typed without proper punctuation, therefore abusing the meaning. Don't type out the lyrics to songs on your blog or wall, a song without music is ultimately just a failed poem. 
Essentially, if you wouldn't tell a stranger, don't put it on the internet. 
But of course, who am I, certainly not the internet police...*sigh*


Stay Tuned.
life's narcissistic narrator.
+ the red fox.


-OVER AND OUT-

3 comments:

  1. somehow, i feel almost as if this is indirectly relevant to me.

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  2. haha i totally feel the same way about that, the music lyrics that become one enormous sentence that have to be deciphered (only to find out it still makes little sense) but mostly the RIP tributes. where's the respect in a million generic tributes to people you don't genuinely know or possibly even care about. count me out..


    by the way, i have to ask, are these blogs really original? i only wonder because they legitimately seem better than i would have imagined, and i had high expectations might i add. reading the posts were great, even the ones that are not as applicable or relatable to me, i still got laughs from them.
    kory

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  3. hahahahaha kory. dont worry when you die i wont devote an ode to you via facebook =P

    mm yess brew they are original haha.
    original from the mind of miss hannah XD
    haha i'm glad you like them XD hit follow - no emails no junk no commitment XD

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